How I, the Greatest Ruler in the History of Earth - Half God; Half Man - Was Able to Do Stuff.

Well, to start; are you a communist and do you pledge support to the Soviet Union and every action that I carry out?

If no and you are non-revolutionary, then you no longer exist in history and are now about to be re-located to one of the many great Labor Camps available in our spectacular Country.

If no and you are revolutionary, then you no longer exist in history and are now subject to immediate purging. Have a nice day.

If yes, then be prepared to have the privilege of becoming educated by your God.